is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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