It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
