so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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