I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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