He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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