i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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