sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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