Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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