Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
operation have a gay friend backfired
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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