so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
and you fell through a lawn chair
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I had to cum in my sink.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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