dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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