This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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