My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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