He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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