My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
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so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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