You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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