Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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