Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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I can't turn off my feet"
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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