oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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