What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
