This is not my ceiling
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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