I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
