But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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