Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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