She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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