So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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