You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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