so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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