ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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