State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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