I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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