If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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