bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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