I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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