It's Friday. Sex?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Even my vagina gasped.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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