You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Are my feet made of real feet?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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