M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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