I need help removing her.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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