Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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