big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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