I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I am never drinking with the goths again.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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