you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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