I just made out with a guy for $7.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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