The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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