Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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