used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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