SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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