apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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