that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
only you would photoshop your dick
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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