So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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