yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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