I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Two words: nipple clamps
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