the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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