I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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