i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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