if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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