I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Randomize
